i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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