I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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