Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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