I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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