I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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