Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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