We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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