There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize