I want to stick my p in your. b.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.