ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
We named our party play list daddy issues
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.