i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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