thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
