i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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