you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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