nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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