sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You need a sexual gate keeper
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!