Moan for me like Helen Keller
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Drunk is a universal language darling
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