you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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