so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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