4 words: hood of his car
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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its like you know when i get waxed
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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