The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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