You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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