In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
