ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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