doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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