I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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