Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
only you would photoshop your dick
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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