I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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