I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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