wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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