the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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