Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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