Already got asked if we're dating
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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