I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm getting married
To pizza
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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