Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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