Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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