I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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