So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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