Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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