do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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