I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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