Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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