he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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