I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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