I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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