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How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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