No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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