i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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