But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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