took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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