Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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