Whod you bang
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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