ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
