I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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