Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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