Cold hands, warm shart.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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