After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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